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Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: Hijinx at Hell High

Original price $34.99 - Original price $34.99
Original price
$34.99 - $34.99
Current price $34.99

Release Date: August, 2020

  • Number of Players:  2 - 6
  • For Ages: 17 and up
  • Playing Time: 30-45 minutes
  • Created by Cory Jones
  • Art by RS Bixby
  • Game Design by Matt Hyra & Cory Jones

WELCOME TO HELL! HELL HIGH, that is! The most horrible, evil, blood-thirstiest high school in all of creation. That’s right, the Battle Wizards are going back to school, so sharpen your number 2 wands and get ready to channel the adolescent fury of groin-scorching puberty and COSMIC ELDRITCH RAGE into the wizard battle to end all wizard battles!

Epic Spell Wars™ of the Battle Wizards: Hijinx at Hell High gives you the chance to experience all the “fun” of high school, climbing the social ladder from Loser to Loner to NERD all the way up to Cheerleader, Jock, or maybe even *gasp* CLASS PRESIDENT. That’s right, your ability to sling red-hot death spells is partially going to depend on your ability to master the most treacherous terrain known to man: teenage Social Status! If it all gets to be too much, you can always conjure a tornado of demonic acid skulls for everyone in PE class!

RIIIIINNNGGGG…. Oh heck, that’s the school bell. Quick, get to class because you definitely don’t want to be tardy*!

*Student tardiness is punishable by expulsion**

**Expulsion of their liquefied innards through their colon

Key Features

  • Fifth game in the Epic Spell Wars™ series
  • Introduces keyword “Bully” and Social Status Board with abilities that depend on Rank
  • Kick-ass Wizard and Hell High Standees!
  • Mature themes and shockingly inappropriate art!
  • Standalone game, but compatible with other games in Epic Spell Wars series EXCEPT Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: ANNIHILAGEDDON Deck-Building Game and any other games and expansions in the ANNIHILAGEDDON series.

Game Contents

  • 30 Source Cards
  • 30 Quality Cards
  • 30 Delivery Cards
  • 8 Wild Magic Cards
  • 9 Oversized Wizard Cards
  • 25 Treasure Cards
  • 25 Dead Wizard Cards
  • 15 Kill Tokens
  • 7 Last Wizard Standing Tokens
  • 6 Skull Life Counters
  • 5 Six-Sided Dice
  • 1 Social Status Board
  • 9 Wizard Standees with Bases
  • 1 Power Bonus Token
  • 1 Hell High Standee
  • 1 Promo Card for Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: ANNIHILAGEDDON Deck-Building Game

Reviews and Playthroughs

ProZD Review


Customer Reviews

Based on 14 reviews

This is a fun deck-builder. It has the raunchy humor of the previous epic spell wars games, but it does not have the spell crafting aspect, and it rewards you for playing the game like a traditional deck builder. I played in a group of four, and I racked up the most kills and died the least, but my buddy who focused on getting victory points came in first in spite of dying the most, while I came in last. We all liked the game, but it took 2.5 hours, so the next time we play, we plan on using 2 dead wizard tokens per player instead of 4, so we can hopefully play in less than 90 minutes.In the future I think it would be really cool to see expansions that incorporate the spell crafting dynamic from the previous epic spells wars games.

T Garrity

If your looking for an adult humor card game to play with friends and family this could be the game for you. It’s got crude and sometimes lewd humor on the cards you play with as you battle each other to be the best and last wizard standing. Ever version of the game is slightly different but all of them are entertaining. I would highly recommend this game!


good price great game


This is by far the best board game I have ever played. Picked it up on my Navy deployment and we played it almost every day for about 200 days lol. It's so unique and fun. It is definitely a must buy!


Another great variation on the Epic Spell Wars theme! The game has just the right balance of complexity and fun. A major hit with multiple groups of my friends. I can't wait for the next release!